The world is home to a particular sort of idiot. You know the sort. The kind of person who will buy a 60,000 dollar Lexus four wheel drive just to drive to and from pilates classes. It's usually a female, not always.
She never lets her husband drive it. She doesn't even have a husband. She has flings.
She's an independent woman, Sister! No man got her pinned down. But when she does decided to settle down, her man better settle down fast or she's out the door. Know what I mean, sisters? He better give up his social life, his friends, his family. But Miss Independant, meanwhile, will just keep Lexus driving and Pilating along.
She might also use the car to take her kids to and from soccer practice. Oh, that's right. She's a feminist trendy. So she's had an abortion. A few. Because she can't keep her legs shut.
A baby could seriously jeopardise her job at the law firm. And besides, having a child with a man is so bourgeois. Fathers are so a part of the Right Wing Christian belief system which has brought us free thinking women down. You know what I mean, Sisters?
So she declares herself bisexual. Gets IVF; then she and her bisexual girlfriend go to Massachusetts to get married.
Her husband is maid of honour, like a good little emasculated man servant.
Afterwards, the female guests will all dine on roast testicles and drink the life blood of social order out of jugs composed of the wood that once made up the pillars of society.
Enjoy.
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