Friday 12 October 2012

Nobel Prizes Do it Again

The International Society For Heads Stuck Up Asses strike again with their pointless peace prize. The EU - the same EU that has attempted to initiate big government under the guise of a "united Europe", the same EU that pats itself on the back that Europe hasn't had a mass genocide since, oh, the 90s. Go Europe!

Australia has never had a civil war; we didn't fight a war for our independencexslavery was never a legal institution in my country; no Australian governor general, or prime minister has ever been assassinated*. Only one politician has ever been murdered - John Newman. Another, Arthur Calwell, was shot while sitting in his car but survived, getting the majority of his injuries from the glass that smashed as the bullet passed through the window.

So... where's our Nobel Peace Prize? Can we have Yasser Arafat's. He's dead. He shouldn't have had it in the first place, and he doesn't need it now.

Maybe next year the alternate reality chardonnay socialists of scandanavia will honour Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Last month he told Piers Morgan he was in love with all humanity. Jews, Americans, Gays, Israel and every sane person in the world laughed. Mahmoud does irony. Perhaps the Nobel Prizes commitee does too.

*In 1868 the Prince of Wales, visiting from England, survived an Assassination attempt while in Sydney to mark the 80th anniversary of the landing of the First Fleet.

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